Do you like corporate culture and tempered glass? Flourescent lighting and HR training? Then maybe one of these fine universities is for you! Pursue a career in selling your youthful energy to fuel the furnaces of Moloch in one of many stunningly artificial locations overlooking pristine landscape disfigured by transit infrastructure and perfectly designed urban green space where you can learn how to design for human beings rather than people.

It’s UBC! It’s TMU! It’s BOLD. Textbooks sold separately.

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About Dylan Matthias 244 Articles
Captain of this motley crew. Formerly editor-in-chief at The Dalhousie Gazette, covering university soccer and Halifax news from a student perspective. Once a Vancouverite, always a Haligonian.

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